Play Dough Ponderings

I was in the office sewing hems on Little Miss' numerous pairs of pants this morning, the kids were in rare form so I decided to bring out the endless bucket of mess, I mean PlayDough...

Here's a sampling of our conversations.

"Momma, why don't French people just speak English? It would be so much easier!"

Regarding big sister who will be doing an internship at DISNEY this winter.
"Momma, I always knew that N was a princess. I can't wait to see her in her castle when we go there!"

"Did you know that cukka is a French word?"

"Why do people get UNmarried? Papa better not do that because I like him a lot..."

"Do you know Tom and Jerry really love eachother, even if Tom pretends to catch Jerry?"

"Why don't we have a dog instead of cats? I want a little hot dog. They're funny!"
Little man pipes up - "I want a hot dog for lunch!"

"When ice falls from the sky you just have to ask that nature lady to turn up the thermometer".
~(we had some sleet & hail lastnight) I'm sure she meant "mother nature" ~

"Let's make a deal Momma ... When we want to go out in the rain. we can. If we get wet it's our own fault".

"You can't say bathroom words in the dining room".
~(lately bathroom words are constantly coming out of the Little Man's mouth)~

"I don't think we should have to go to school on Saturday. It is just not normal ! I think French people are kind of crazy to go to school on Saturday".

"French people don't have Thanksgiving because they don't say "thank you", they say "merci"

"Even if we are growing up, it's alright if we stay little for a while longer. "
Little Man replies - "Well I'm three and I'm growing faster than you"
Little Miss yells - "don't you even think about it mister, I'm gonna be 18 before you are!"

"How do you know that Mimi is a girl cat and Beckham is a boy cat anyways?"
~my reply - "I asked the vet"~